Triple king

☆  1. You're reading this.

 ☆  2. You're a human

 ☆  3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.

 ☆  4. You've just attempted to do it.

 ☆  6. You're laughing at yourself.

 ☆  7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5.

 ☆  8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5.

 ☆  9. You laughed at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too.

 ☆  10.Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for it too.