Dr_Whet_Faartz

Did you know? Dogs are the best animals in the world. They are way better than cats, so whenever you say "Dogs are BETA than cats", your saying that cats stink. CATS = Cats Are Too Shabby Dogs are WAYYY smarter than cats, and cats are more popular, and dogs are more expensive. Dogs are more trainable, and more loyal if you have a house invasion. They can protect you and make YOU live longer, that benefits dogs in so many different ways!!! DOGS ARE ROYALTY!!! (BTW, dogs are cuter than cats) There are more dog breed, and less cat breeds, which means that there are more dogs so dogs are more popular. Dogs are also predictable, and cats too, so cats will NOT fly, levitate, and who knows what in the future. By now, you have probably heard about this username called CatsAreExtraordinary. Clearly, they really aren't that amazing. If they haven't been researched, how are they extraordinary? Also, cats clearly need more training, because they are very unpredictable. Cats are also very slow at running because they can't run faster than racoons, which are super slow, and the fastest domestic cat top speed is way slower than the fastest domestic dog speed, so that's not surprising because otters live in water, and can't even outrun otters on land. How pathetic. Since Mr. Un-extraordinary is very unextraordinary, let's talk about some more stuff. This man keeps dreaming about how cats are going to fly, but he knows deep-down how cats will never be beta than dogs. Also, Mr. Un-extraordinary keeps focusing on dogs, and not what amazing things cats can do. This is another reason how he is a true dog-lover deep down his soul. Since there are more types of dogs, there are more types of varities of dogs. And by the way, I'm still very surprised that cats can't escape otters and racoons. Boo hoo hoo!!! Mr. Un-extraordinary says that dogs MIGHT have came from wastelands, but cats DID come from wastelands. How unsad is that. And btw, cats are out of the world? Keep dreaming. Also, sloths do not eat dogs according to MANY researches. To this day, I'm still snickering behind the screen wondering how cats are being hunted by otters when they should be running. How embarassing. Mr. Einstein is also long dead so his facts are no longer true, so Mr. Un-extraordinary is clearly faking his facts. In conclusion, since dogs have been researched more, it's much easier to come up with arguments why dogs are CLEARLY better than dogs. Mr. Un-extraordinary is still sitting there behind his screen making up arguments about his "cats" that DEFINITELY came from a landfill, when clearly he doesn't know what he's talking about, so it would be WAYYY too easy to sue him. So in conclusion, dogs are just too much better than cats in infinite different ways. Mr. Un-extraordinary keeps thinking that this essay is written in Ai, when clearly he doesn't have any other arguments to counter mine, because he's scared that he's going to lose the battle of this writing competition. He already knows that I have two arms, By the way, cats should run away from racoons dogs and otters (totally not eaten by) Sources: DogsAreBetterThanCatsByAMillion.ca AreCatsReallyThatGood?.com IThinkDogsAreGreat.com Cats?.com DogsAreBeta.com Cats=AreCatsReallyThatGreat.ca Dogs!.com DogsWillPrevail.ca WhyAren'tCatsAsGreatAsDogs?.com AND MORE SOURCES LISTED SOON! Sponsored by the Becky Boo Show Sponsored by Batty's Restaurant Sponsored by Batty's Treat Sponsored by Batty's Totally New Stuff Sponsored by Batty Happyland Sponsored by DogsAreBeta.Co Sponsored by R&T Polls online: BREAKING NEWS: A shocking discovery has just been found as all the polls online clearly go in favor of dogs. ALl of the votes have ended in a landslide by 100 - 0! Unbelievable! Dogs must be beta!!! Source: Lastestnews/polls-of-dogs-against-cats-as-dogs-win-by-a-landslide/.com Also, Mr.Un-extraordinary doesn't even have sponsors, which means that Mr. Insane is so much beta. To be honest, I think Mr. Insane absolutely clapped Mr. Un-Extraordinary at this writing rivalry, as Mr. Insane is just BETA BETA BETA! Mwahahahaha! Mr. Un-extraordinary should also consider mental support, he's dreaming and creamin'. Mr. Un-extraordinary is just a nickname. DOGS ARE JUST BETTER!