mongreltiger

"Personally I don’t manage my repertoire. My style is this: I play d4, if they don’t play d5 I resign. If they play d5, I play c4. If they don’t accept the gambit I resign." - @GenTurgidson

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"Chess is a constant struggle between my desire not to lose and my desire not to think." -- GM Jan Gustafsson

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"Any fool can know. The point is to understand." -- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

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"The truth hurts." -- GM Ben Finegold

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"7. 0-0  --  This remarkable coup, by means of which the king is spirited away to safety while the rook magically appears on the scene, is probably the most significant contribution to civilization since the invention of the wheel."  -- Irving Chernev

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Quick! Call 911. I'm... having... chess pains.

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"The tooth hurts." -- GM Ben Finegold

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"Trying is the first step to failure." -- GM Ben Finegold

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"I was cheating before you were born!" -- GM Ben Finegold

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"Buy my book Cry Like A Grandmaster" -- GM Ben Finegold

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"I tell my students to study this position for an hour. Why? Because I get paid by the hour." -- GM Ben Finegold

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I'm available to play most days from 8:30 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. CDT/CST US. If you want a game, G45+30 or G60+30, send me a message. Be sure to include a time & date to play. 

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Check, mate.