LightSkin_Syndrome

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Introduction

Light Skin Syndrome (LSS) is a complex, chronic disorder that is prevalent among the white population of The United States of America both for female and male specimens. It is also common in Western European countries, especially those of or relating to the Aryan genealogy. Likewise, people with a lesser income and economic stability/status have a much higher chance of catching the LSS than more affluent suburban dwellers. Light Skin Syndrome manifests in elementary school years, peaking in middle and high school, and gradually lessens throughout adulthood. In most cases, people tend to lose most symptoms of the LSS after the mid-20s period. Nonetheless, a few symptoms will persist throughout the lifetime. 

On occasion, Light Skin Syndrome can be contagious. It is primarily transmitted through intimate skin contact, sexual intercourse, mouth-to-mouth interactions, and excessive exposure to retardation emissions from radioactive facilities. 

A survey taken every year on the students of Clay Middle School (a middle school in Indiana) reveals that about 1 in 20 8th graders suffer from the condition, with that number being slightly lower for 6th and 7th graders. It is important to note that the rate of LSS among schoolchildren has been growing rapidly since 2010 with a great spike in 2016, and a noticeable increase in 2023 likely due to the spike in popularity of the term, ‘Gyatt’. 

Diagnosing Light Skin Syndrome is very easy, as it affects both mental and physical characteristics quite drastically. The condition is classified as a personality disorder by the DSM 5, meaning that it affects relationships between children, often for the worse. 

Symptoms

The symptoms of Light Skin Syndrome are very well-defined and noticeable to outsiders. To qualify for the condition, a victim must have a light skin color that results from Western European ethnicity. If the victim has other symptoms, but not this characteristic, the diagnosis is often named Autism. If cases with similar characteristics to LSS lack the light skin color required to be eligible for LSS, we often allocate them as badly influenced individuals. These individuals tend to be under the influence of LSS specimens. While they emulate the characteristics of LSS, this condition is not the same. To seek more information on this condition, visit our article. 

People with LSS may experience:

Behavioral: aggression, hyperactivity, impulsivity, lack of restraint, inappropriate social interaction, persistent repetition of derogatory words and slurs, bad manners,  agitation, compulsive hoarding, and hypervigilance

Cognitive: difficulty focusing, forgetfulness, problems paying attention, short attention span, thought disorder, confusion, false belief in superiority, no regard for others’ feelings, feelings of entitlement to everything

Mood: depression, insecurity, apprehension, guilt, anger
Intellectual: 1-digit IQ (Should occur in all cases), not attentive during academic seminars, extremely unintelligent, lack of sense

Other: sexual tendencies, addiction to illegal substances, identification as popular, males tend to have tiny pen!ses

Disclaimer: Not all traits in this selection of symptoms may appear in LSS cases, but are still common

Treatments

Early recognition, as well as behavioral, educational, and family therapies, may reduce symptoms and support development and learning. In stronger cases, treatment includes talk psychological therapy and extremely strong medications. 

Medications - SSRIs, Anxiolytic, Antidepressant, Antipsychotic, Stimulant, Cognition-enhancing medication, and Antihypertensive drug

Therapy - Anger Issues therapy,  Support group, Cognitive behavioral therapy, Aversion therapy, Psychoeducation, Rational emotive behavior therapy, Exposure and response prevention, family therapy, etc.

Bolded medications and therapies are suggested

History

While it is unclear how LSS originated, the condition was added to the DSM as an intermittent personality disorder in 1994. At the time, only a few psychiatrists around the world had noted the easily noticeable symptoms of LSS, and the condition was regarded as a very socially harmful disorder. Very little research was put into Light Skin Syndrome until the early 2000s when a surge in children experiencing LSS-like symptoms caused global concern.  

Many suspect that the culprit for this explosion in diagnoses was the growth of the internet but no certain cause has been verified. Since then, there has been a consistent and exponential climb in the number of cases among children. In 2016, another explosion in LSS cases occurred. Scientists have attributed this explosion to the launch of the popular social media and entertainment platform, Tik Tok. Since then, the average IQ of the American citizen has dropped consistently per year. Experts project that, by the year 2035, over 40% of children in America will have LSS with the average IQ for the American citizen being below 84. Nevertheless, while the cases of LSS in children have risen, cases in adults have remained the same. However, this fact only further emphasizes the hold that LSS has on our country, exemplifying the drop in IQ from LSS even with only one source of input in the country. 

It is noteworthy that even though the initial increases in LSS rates during 2002 and 2005 caused widespread discontent among parents, most have by now forgotten its overwhelming calamitous effects on society. This is likely due to the LSS generation now becoming parenthood-age themselves and classifying the overwhelming symptoms as normal behavior. Despite most of these parents no longer suffer from the main symptoms of LSS and have long since regained their previously lost brain cells, many remain in denial about the actions that they once displayed in their delinquent years. 

Some of the possible catastrophic impacts LSS can have on society have already become apparent. Light Skin Syndrome researchers have begun to notice the shift in school society away from actual education and towards premature dating and social media. This has, in turn, led to more STI transmission, more mental health issues, and most threateningly of all, a doubling of suicide rates among teens in America. 

Brain Structure

The anatomical structure of the brain in children with LSS has been examined on numerous occasions. Using brain scanning technology such as MRI, studies suggest that the brain circuits linking the prefrontal cortex, striatum, and cerebellum are not functioning properly in children with LSS. The cause of this genetic mutation in the brain is unknown, but popular theories are derived from the behaviors and tendencies of LSS parents. Some of the most popular theories include defective condom usage, radioactive waste gurgling, failed cyanide injection, and alcohol overdose. 

Further investigation has sparked new evidence on the relationship between brain structure and behavioral measures of inhibition and attention. Due to the neurological composition of the brains of children with LSS, children with LSS have fallen victim to many of the dangerous symptoms Listed Above. 

LSS in the US

As opposed to cases in other nations, LSS is typically more severe and common in the US. The gravity of LSS is evident and has caused concern and research in foreign facilities around the world… except for the United States. Conversely, the US holds the largest number of cases in LSS. Currently, there are over 15 million cases of LSS in the US, with expert projections to be 144 million in 2035.